if you have to explain your joke, its just not that funny

Hey y'all.  Here is the Inaugural Post... No pressure.  Short, sweet, concise, witty, punny.

So, the scoop.

• I like bullet points
• and satire and run on sentences and digging for truth and/or rationale with little regard for grammar
• I happen to also hop on a soapbox, with links and discussion
• Sometimes I swear.  That's the beauty of editing.  If I drop a bomb - totally intended.
• I live eat work sleep all things consumable.  Its a knack.  
• Knack Knack.  Whose there?  A blog.  A blog who?  A blog (3108 - see, its the numerical equivalant of BLOG) who doesn't always have a clear punchline, but is determined to sprout and follow tangents and have occasional one-liner jokes which will usually offer a justification to its humor.

Cheers!